Okay, Ankh never undocked. Which is anti-fun.
Why do I think this will be any different?
Honestly I don't.
[ 2010.05.29 15:44:55 ] Daniel Jackson > yesh?
[ 2010.05.29 15:44:57 ] SolusLunes > Good evening.
[ 2010.05.29 15:45:08 ] SolusLunes > I need to inform you of something.
[ 2010.05.29 15:45:15 ] Daniel Jackson > of?
[ 2010.05.29 15:45:15 ] SolusLunes > It should be short, so relatively painless.
[ 2010.05.29 15:45:31 ] SolusLunes > You might remember me from the Caldari Militia.
[ 2010.05.29 15:45:37 ] SolusLunes > Probably not, but it's not important.
[ 2010.05.29 15:45:46 ] SolusLunes > What is, however, is that someone reminded me of you.
[ 2010.05.29 15:46:16 ] SolusLunes > And the fact that your piloting... style... leaves much to be desired in New Eden.
[ 2010.05.29 15:46:32 ] SolusLunes > To that end, I've decided to enroll you in our non-optional mandatory training classes.
[ 2010.05.29 15:46:52 ] Daniel Jackson > pilot style o.O
[ 2010.05.29 15:47:07 ] SolusLunes > Well, more about your... um.. how should I say...
[ 2010.05.29 15:47:07 ] Daniel Jackson > last i check i dont have style
[ 2010.05.29 15:47:23 ] SolusLunes > style of "interaction" with other militia members.
[ 2010.05.29 15:47:40 ] Daniel Jackson > u know imnolonger in milita right
[ 2010.05.29 15:47:43 ] SolusLunes > Yes.
[ 2010.05.29 15:47:48 ] SolusLunes > I'm fully aware of this fact.
[ 2010.05.29 15:48:07 ] SolusLunes > I'm going off of the assumption that you are the same person from then, right?
[ 2010.05.29 15:48:11 ] SolusLunes > Or am I mistaken?
[ 2010.05.29 15:48:24 ] Daniel Jackson > yes i made this account
[ 2010.05.29 15:48:28 ] SolusLunes > Okay.
[ 2010.05.29 15:48:38 ] Daniel Jackson > but i dont really pvp
[ 2010.05.29 15:48:46 ] SolusLunes > And that is exactly what I aim to fix.
[ 2010.05.29 15:49:09 ] SolusLunes > I offer nothing but the highest caliber of mandatory, non-optional training.
[ 2010.05.29 15:49:09 ] Daniel Jackson > why
[ 2010.05.29 15:49:16 ] Daniel Jackson > i dont like pvp cause its boring
[ 2010.05.29 15:49:55 ] SolusLunes > "Non-optional."
[ 2010.05.29 15:49:56 ] Daniel Jackson > u fight then u lose a ship then u gotta regain money back for it
[ 2010.05.29 15:50:00 ] Daniel Jackson > its like whats the use
[ 2010.05.29 15:50:11 ] SolusLunes > I'm just repeating that for emphasis.
[ 2010.05.29 15:50:19 ] SolusLunes > One of two things can happen:
[ 2010.05.29 15:50:23 ] Daniel Jackson > i dont take non-optionAL requeests
[ 2010.05.29 15:50:28 ] SolusLunes > 1. I train you (and blow you up in the meantime.)
[ 2010.05.29 15:50:33 ] SolusLunes > 2. I blow you up.
[ 2010.05.29 15:50:36 ] SolusLunes > Or at least attempt to.
[ 2010.05.29 15:50:47 ] Daniel Jackson > u do realize im not just a 3 memeber corp right?
[ 2010.05.29 15:50:48 ] SolusLunes > I've never been good at tracking people down, I'm not afraid to admit it.
[ 2010.05.29 15:50:52 ] SolusLunes > Oh?
[ 2010.05.29 15:51:10 ] Daniel Jackson > im a 2003 player in a corp with 3 members
[ 2010.05.29 15:51:17 ] Daniel Jackson > what elce would u think
[ 2010.05.29 15:51:24 ] SolusLunes > I'm aware of your long Eve history.
[ 2010.05.29 15:51:31 ] SolusLunes > That doesn't change anything, though.
[ 2010.05.29 15:51:45 ] Daniel Jackson > yes but have u even thought of the possability that i have corp that back me up?
[ 2010.05.29 15:51:51 ] Daniel Jackson > corps*
[ 2010.05.29 15:52:10 ] SolusLunes > It has crossed my mind, but I can't say as I'm particularly worried about it.
[ 2010.05.29 15:52:14 ] SolusLunes > Why? Should I be?
[ 2010.05.29 15:53:14 ] Daniel Jackson > why shoudent u be?
[ 2010.05.29 15:53:40 ] SolusLunes > Because right now they haven't graduated from "vague undefined kinda-threat" level yet.
[ 2010.05.29 15:53:55 ] Daniel Jackson > u dont even know who "they" are
[ 2010.05.29 15:54:04 ] SolusLunes > You're completely right. I don't.
[ 2010.05.29 15:54:16 ] SolusLunes > Are you going to enlighten me?
[ 2010.05.29 15:54:38 ] Daniel Jackson > no because thats stupid, who in there right mind would give out info like that?
[ 2010.05.29 15:55:04 ] SolusLunes > I find it just a little silly that you would bring them up yet be so reluctant to inform me as to who they are.
[ 2010.05.29 15:55:11 ] SolusLunes > Alas. I am sure I will find out in due time.
[ 2010.05.29 15:55:23 ] Daniel Jackson > its waht u would call "my style"
[ 2010.05.29 15:55:24 ] SolusLunes > Concord has given their sanction to me to start my instruction in 48 hours.
[ 2010.05.29 15:55:34 ] SolusLunes > I'll find out who they are- or aren't- then, I suppose.
[ 2010.05.29 15:56:42 ] SolusLunes > In any case, I eagerly look forward to the opening of classes.
[ 2010.05.29 15:59:47 ] Daniel Jackson > and which corp will u be declaring with
[ 2010.05.29 15:59:57 ] SolusLunes > Griefing Inc, of course.
[ 2010.05.29 16:00:10 ] SolusLunes > I possess no other corporations.
[ 2010.05.29 16:00:18 ] SolusLunes > I make no claims of phantom friends and allies.
[ 2010.05.29 16:00:30 ] SolusLunes > In fact, I will be the only person from my corporation that you see.
[ 2010.05.29 16:00:49 ] SolusLunes > Speaking of which, we really should get a few more teachers...
[ 2010.05.29 16:10:03 ] SolusLunes > But I believe that's everything and your enrollment is in order.
[ 2010.05.29 16:10:07 ] SolusLunes > Do you have any questions?
[ 2010.05.29 16:13:44 ] Daniel Jackson > ya ur gonna dec me with 4 members?
[ 2010.05.29 16:14:20 ] SolusLunes > Ah
[ 2010.05.29 16:14:26 ] SolusLunes > Be aware that the other three are alts
[ 2010.05.29 16:14:32 ] SolusLunes > And you'll likely never see them.
[ 2010.05.29 16:14:42 ] SolusLunes > So, more accurately, one member.
[ 2010.05.29 16:17:40 ] SolusLunes > But the answer to that is a yes.
New war is over
1 year ago