DANIEL JACKSON?!!?!?!

Okay, Ankh never undocked. Which is anti-fun.

Why do I think this will be any different?

Honestly I don't.

[ 2010.05.29 15:44:55 ] Daniel Jackson > yesh?
[ 2010.05.29 15:44:57 ] SolusLunes > Good evening.
[ 2010.05.29 15:45:08 ] SolusLunes > I need to inform you of something.
[ 2010.05.29 15:45:15 ] Daniel Jackson > of?
[ 2010.05.29 15:45:15 ] SolusLunes > It should be short, so relatively painless.
[ 2010.05.29 15:45:31 ] SolusLunes > You might remember me from the Caldari Militia.
[ 2010.05.29 15:45:37 ] SolusLunes > Probably not, but it's not important.
[ 2010.05.29 15:45:46 ] SolusLunes > What is, however, is that someone reminded me of you.
[ 2010.05.29 15:46:16 ] SolusLunes > And the fact that your piloting... style... leaves much to be desired in New Eden.
[ 2010.05.29 15:46:32 ] SolusLunes > To that end, I've decided to enroll you in our non-optional mandatory training classes.
[ 2010.05.29 15:46:52 ] Daniel Jackson > pilot style o.O
[ 2010.05.29 15:47:07 ] SolusLunes > Well, more about your... um.. how should I say...
[ 2010.05.29 15:47:07 ] Daniel Jackson > last i check i dont have style
[ 2010.05.29 15:47:23 ] SolusLunes > style of "interaction" with other militia members.
[ 2010.05.29 15:47:40 ] Daniel Jackson > u know imnolonger in milita right
[ 2010.05.29 15:47:43 ] SolusLunes > Yes.
[ 2010.05.29 15:47:48 ] SolusLunes > I'm fully aware of this fact.
[ 2010.05.29 15:48:07 ] SolusLunes > I'm going off of the assumption that you are the same person from then, right?
[ 2010.05.29 15:48:11 ] SolusLunes > Or am I mistaken?
[ 2010.05.29 15:48:24 ] Daniel Jackson > yes i made this account
[ 2010.05.29 15:48:28 ] SolusLunes > Okay.
[ 2010.05.29 15:48:38 ] Daniel Jackson > but i dont really pvp
[ 2010.05.29 15:48:46 ] SolusLunes > And that is exactly what I aim to fix.
[ 2010.05.29 15:49:09 ] SolusLunes > I offer nothing but the highest caliber of mandatory, non-optional training.
[ 2010.05.29 15:49:09 ] Daniel Jackson > why
[ 2010.05.29 15:49:16 ] Daniel Jackson > i dont like pvp cause its boring
[ 2010.05.29 15:49:55 ] SolusLunes > "Non-optional."
[ 2010.05.29 15:49:56 ] Daniel Jackson > u fight then u lose a ship then u gotta regain money back for it
[ 2010.05.29 15:50:00 ] Daniel Jackson > its like whats the use
[ 2010.05.29 15:50:11 ] SolusLunes > I'm just repeating that for emphasis.
[ 2010.05.29 15:50:19 ] SolusLunes > One of two things can happen:
[ 2010.05.29 15:50:23 ] Daniel Jackson > i dont take non-optionAL requeests
[ 2010.05.29 15:50:28 ] SolusLunes > 1. I train you (and blow you up in the meantime.)
[ 2010.05.29 15:50:33 ] SolusLunes > 2. I blow you up.
[ 2010.05.29 15:50:36 ] SolusLunes > Or at least attempt to.
[ 2010.05.29 15:50:47 ] Daniel Jackson > u do realize im not just a 3 memeber corp right?
[ 2010.05.29 15:50:48 ] SolusLunes > I've never been good at tracking people down, I'm not afraid to admit it.
[ 2010.05.29 15:50:52 ] SolusLunes > Oh?
[ 2010.05.29 15:51:10 ] Daniel Jackson > im a 2003 player in a corp with 3 members
[ 2010.05.29 15:51:17 ] Daniel Jackson > what elce would u think
[ 2010.05.29 15:51:24 ] SolusLunes > I'm aware of your long Eve history.
[ 2010.05.29 15:51:31 ] SolusLunes > That doesn't change anything, though.
[ 2010.05.29 15:51:45 ] Daniel Jackson > yes but have u even thought of the possability that i have corp that back me up?
[ 2010.05.29 15:51:51 ] Daniel Jackson > corps*
[ 2010.05.29 15:52:10 ] SolusLunes > It has crossed my mind, but I can't say as I'm particularly worried about it.
[ 2010.05.29 15:52:14 ] SolusLunes > Why? Should I be?
[ 2010.05.29 15:53:14 ] Daniel Jackson > why shoudent u be?
[ 2010.05.29 15:53:40 ] SolusLunes > Because right now they haven't graduated from "vague undefined kinda-threat" level yet.
[ 2010.05.29 15:53:55 ] Daniel Jackson > u dont even know who "they" are
[ 2010.05.29 15:54:04 ] SolusLunes > You're completely right. I don't.
[ 2010.05.29 15:54:16 ] SolusLunes > Are you going to enlighten me?
[ 2010.05.29 15:54:38 ] Daniel Jackson > no because thats stupid, who in there right mind would give out info like that?
[ 2010.05.29 15:55:04 ] SolusLunes > I find it just a little silly that you would bring them up yet be so reluctant to inform me as to who they are.
[ 2010.05.29 15:55:11 ] SolusLunes > Alas. I am sure I will find out in due time.
[ 2010.05.29 15:55:23 ] Daniel Jackson > its waht u would call "my style"
[ 2010.05.29 15:55:24 ] SolusLunes > Concord has given their sanction to me to start my instruction in 48 hours.
[ 2010.05.29 15:55:34 ] SolusLunes > I'll find out who they are- or aren't- then, I suppose.
[ 2010.05.29 15:56:42 ] SolusLunes > In any case, I eagerly look forward to the opening of classes.
[ 2010.05.29 15:59:47 ] Daniel Jackson > and which corp will u be declaring with
[ 2010.05.29 15:59:57 ] SolusLunes > Griefing Inc, of course.
[ 2010.05.29 16:00:10 ] SolusLunes > I possess no other corporations.
[ 2010.05.29 16:00:18 ] SolusLunes > I make no claims of phantom friends and allies.
[ 2010.05.29 16:00:30 ] SolusLunes > In fact, I will be the only person from my corporation that you see.
[ 2010.05.29 16:00:49 ] SolusLunes > Speaking of which, we really should get a few more teachers...
[ 2010.05.29 16:10:03 ] SolusLunes > But I believe that's everything and your enrollment is in order.
[ 2010.05.29 16:10:07 ] SolusLunes > Do you have any questions?
[ 2010.05.29 16:13:44 ] Daniel Jackson > ya ur gonna dec me with 4 members?
[ 2010.05.29 16:14:20 ] SolusLunes > Ah
[ 2010.05.29 16:14:26 ] SolusLunes > Be aware that the other three are alts
[ 2010.05.29 16:14:32 ] SolusLunes > And you'll likely never see them.
[ 2010.05.29 16:14:42 ] SolusLunes > So, more accurately, one member.
[ 2010.05.29 16:17:40 ] SolusLunes > But the answer to that is a yes.

Griefing Inc's newest educational offering!

First off, let me wrap up loose ends from the last blog post: the day after I posted that, my dearest wormhole neighbors moved out. Aww. I think naming the X-Large assembly array "The Dread Works" and linking them to this blog was a bit of a tip off.

Next: Our first student!

Congratulations on your enrollment!
From: SolusLunes
Sent: 2010.05.08 09:57
To: Ankhesentapemkah, 

Dear Ankhesentepemkah,

I speak on behalf of Griefing Inc's education division when I say I'm thrilled you chose us for your CONCORD-sanctioned combative education classes! It is also my pleasure to inform you that your course materials will be delivered within (hopefully) 48 hours and we can get down to business. I'll be your (and the rest of your alliance, if they should so desire) personal tutor. Don't worry about there being too many students- I've made absolutely certain that I've brought enough ammo for everybody.

Should you wish to disenroll in this class (which would make our education division unspeakably sad, as you're one of our most promising students,) it is unfortunate that we have a 500 million isk disenrollment fee. But I'm certain that you completely agree with us when we say you'll get the best quality of classes available anywhere in New Eden!

Fly safe (until we find you,) and we've got six barrels of red hot leaden education aimed straight at you and your friends!

With regards,
SolusLunes
Griefing Inc Education Division CEO

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